
[Scene: Jerry's apartment. Jerry is packing. Elaine is sitting
at the table watching Jerry]
JERRY: Is that it? Got the cue tips, got the mini-umbrella,
something boring to read on the plane. That's it. Done!
ELAINE: That is the single greatest packing
performance I have ever seen.
JERRY: [proudly] I am...the master packer.
ELAINE: [laughs] Yeah, right, you're the master packer.
JERRY: What you must understand, Elaine, [picks up the
umbrella] packing is no different than leading men into
battle: you've gotta know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier in
that platoon. From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of
ordinary black socks.
1 comment:
the master packer rulz, man!no wonder he's the master;))
seinfeld dude asta e fuckin funny.
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