Wednesday, February 18, 2009

i am...the master packer.


[Scene: Jerry's apartment. Jerry is packing. Elaine is sitting

at the table watching Jerry]

JERRY: Is that it? Got the cue tips, got the mini-umbrella,

something boring to read on the plane. That's it. Done!

ELAINE: That is the single greatest packing

performance I have ever seen.

JERRY: [proudly] I am...the master packer.

ELAINE: [laughs] Yeah, right, you're the master packer.

JERRY: What you must understand, Elaine, [picks up the

umbrella] packing is no different than leading men into

battle: you've gotta know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier in

that platoon. From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of

ordinary black socks.

1 comment:

vetushkaya said...

the master packer rulz, man!no wonder he's the master;))
seinfeld dude asta e fuckin funny.